- Hrmmmm, I should buy new sheets, these are getting worn.
- Yes, I should, but if I’m going to spend the money on sheets, I should probably buy a new bed first, since this mattress is getting old and is frankly too small.
- If I’m going to buy a new, larger mattress, I’ll have to buy a new bed frame…
- Okay, picked out frame, mattress, box spring, sheets…wait, this is going to cost HOW MUCH!? Fuck it, I’m going back to bed.
3 hours of online shopping later…